Weis Defies Logic, Old Man

(Again thanks to Wizard of Odds)

Emporer Parseghian does not look kindly upon failures

Parseghian is one of Notre Dame's most prolific and successful coaches in the school's history.

“It defies a logical explanation,” said Parseghian, 84, who splits time at residences in northern Indiana just five miles from Notre Dame Stadium and in Marco Island, Fla. “Apparently after winning 19 games and losing six in two years, the rebuilding process didn’t quite measure up. The schedule is not quite as difficult this year, so I think they’ll make a rebound.”

Charlie, you have been called out by an 85 year old man.

Get your crap together.