Why College Football is the Greatest thing on God's Green Earth

Because it makes each of us partisan in a completely unfair, and unjust manner.

Somehow when it's against a rival it becomes completely OK and justifiable, as evidenced by Judge Nowlin here.

Gimpshop

From Texags.com


Interchange your teams here and laugh accordingly

Aggies, Hogs to Meet in Jerry-World in '09

Texas A&M and Arkansas have decided to renew their SWC rivalry in Dallas' new stadium. Surely this isn't any sort of way for Arkansas to woo away recruits from the state of Texas.

I wouldn't expect that from an Arkie alum. Ever.

Texas and Texas A&M Moved Back to Thanksgiving

The Texas Longhorns and Texas A&M Aggies have moved their game back to Thanksgiving night.

Personally that's fine by us.

The two pro games are fine and all but college football on Thanksgiving usually gets all crushed into one or two days when there's about 10 good games on and they all seem to be at the same time (i.e. Texas vs. TAMU and Arkie vs. LSU last year)

I personally think Texas wanted the game moved because they are hoping to catch Jorvorskie Lane after some serious turkey action. If you don't know Jorvorskie Lane... here you go:



300 lbs coming your way

Georgia continues to mandatorize their Football

Continuing to use the power of legislation for sports purposes, Georgia is trying to make sure that no vanity plates from schools other than Georgia are printed in state.

At first I was kinda shocked to read this till I read a bit further. Apparently

Alabama has a state law specifically banning plates labeled with out-of-state colleges.

Tennessee has a law similar to Georgia's, and plates are available for most Southeastern Conference schools, including the Volunteers' biggest rivals -- the Florida Gators and Alabama Crimson Tide.

Sometimes you just forget how much rivals hate each other. Especially in the Es-Eee-See

OSU Fans taunt RichRod, Police hot on the tail of suspects

According to SI.com's Truth and Rumors Rich Rod and his family were taunted by OSU fans. The fallout was unbelievable.

New Michigan football coach Rich Rodriguez learned Sunday that he can't escape Ohio State. Holding a microphone while standing with his family at center court at Crisler Arena at halftime of the Michigan-OSU basketball game, Rodriguez received a thunderous ovation from the hometown crowd. But a small group of Ohio State fans in the last rows of the arena made the moment a bit awkward, chanting "Tressel" and holding a bedsheet with "1,548 Days" written on it -- the period since U-M's last football victory over the Buckeyes in 2003.

Dear Heavens. Smack talk? At a sporting event? Between rival colleges? Call the po-lice. Right now. Epic, I say. Epic.

How in the heck does this make a headline?

These probably should as well then


Racism:




Fatism:


Boogerism:




The list could go on forever.

In True Rivalry fashion

Several things to note here.

1. Guy in orange jump suit getting b-slapped
2. Girl in wife beater w/ the black eye. The shirt says I dated Dozier (accused of assault with his former GF)
3. Multiple birds.
4. Black cop completely missing the white-on-white crime going on above her. (Stretching it. I know.)


This is admittedly stolen from EDSBS.

But it's still as funny as heck.